when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Reblog if you respect OCs
look at all those daves
must be another doomed timeline yo
cause last time i checked:
im the only real dave there will ever
there are many past and future daves though…
and i happen to be the one that counts
That’s what you think. Just wait a few months.
a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.